What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!