What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?