What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?