What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains