What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Coop Jokes More Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze