What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Coop Jokes More Coop Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.