Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.