What did the scientist say when he foun...

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How does a scientist make a hormone?

The same way I do: don't pay her!

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What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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