A marine biologist.
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They'll turn it into a bombardeer
Because the photon was incoherent.
You Barium.
He ordered some NaCl.
J. Robert Moppenheimer
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Kelvin Klein
A conversation of energy.
Urea!
OK
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Hydrogen Iodide
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
HeHe
Stephen Hawking
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist
A gorilla pooped on his face.
I'd like some H20 please.
scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.
OH NO !"
They get their Aaargh-On!
Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!
Pronounce this word: unionized
because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
Dill Rye
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
the cow didn't make it.
None, that's what interns are for.
Are you 0K
You barium! ba-dum-tss
What are our scientists doing
None *et al.*
Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!
0mg !!!!
A cosmetrologist.
The same way I do: don't pay her!
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
In the lab.
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
A: Because they research everything.
With lots of Avogadro!
Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.
That's a salt!
The scientists were brainstorming.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
They're always looking for Grant money.
because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
Because they were for test porpoise only
Che-mysteries!
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
He had a very esteemed colleague.
With experi-mints!
OOOOOWWWWLLLL....
A dead centipede.
None, that's a hardware problem
They always worry about the worst case!
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
Because they find it insaltine.
Werewolf: Search me!
A search warren!
One is a bunch of cunning runts.
An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.
To get to the other bride!
Puff pastry !
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
Citric Flaccid
Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !