Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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Not on /r/jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na