What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.