What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.