What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.