Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.