Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish