Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.