Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.