Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.