Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.