What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.