What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

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The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.