What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)