What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor