What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor