Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

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What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

Your name! -

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor