Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor