Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor