Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor