Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.