Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut