Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.