Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.