Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.