Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!