Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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IDK, i'm just a banana.

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The planes kept Stalin.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.