Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!