What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Usain Bolt Jokes More Usain Bolt Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.