What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

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What is brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.