What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What's black and runny?

Usain Bolt.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.