What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there