What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.