Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.