Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.