Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.