Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

Previous Random Joke Next

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

War Jokes More War Jokes

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING