Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.