Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds