Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying