Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball