What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.