What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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