What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".