What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner