What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.