What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles