What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.