Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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The lanlord!

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."