What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.