What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's your favourite letter ?

Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).