What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old