What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.