What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.