What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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Because he was Russian.

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Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Nails in their hands and feet

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.