How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!