How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!