How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.