How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!