How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation