How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.