What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet