What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.