What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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Ewan

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I really like your logger rhythm!

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asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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In the bridle suite!

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You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...