Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.