Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.