Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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With zen diagrams!

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What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

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Standing on his head!

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.