Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.