Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.