What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything