What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.