None, they enlighten themselves.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They remove all attachments.
Make me one with everything
Reintarnation.
Because they don't have attachments!
Because doing so would be incense-itive!
Om's Law.
A small Buddhist.
A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
they have too many ohms to be good conductors.
Nah. I'ma stay.
One with everything
A Zero.
I literally chant even..."
Ommm' lettes!
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Presence.
Because they have no attachments.
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
Om-bre
He had no attachments.
Ohmmmmmm............
They can't deal with attachments.
No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Because they're acetic.
With zen diagrams!
Bad cam'ra
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Make me one with everything*
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
Make me one with everything.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
He wanted to buy stock options.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
Relative dating
About a day.
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
In bytes.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
The elevator can raise a child.
1%
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
