What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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A crashing bore.

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It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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Because they have no attachments.

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He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Jehovah's citruses.

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Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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You discussed me!"

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You discussed me.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing