What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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Reply to her message within a minute

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Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

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Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.