What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget