What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)