What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.