Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
9/11.
They were both caused by a message from god.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
A: They always forget the recipe.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.