Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
I'll column later.
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
I didn't know you could yodel!
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
