What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)