What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.