What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.