What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.