What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.