Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

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Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!