How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits