How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.