How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.