Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"