Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite