Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)