Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)