What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.