Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Bonjour.*
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
Because they make up everything!
They keep telling me to stop asking...
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
A new bus.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
Because they lasted a minute in battle
nail the other hand to the floor.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
