Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
A dead bird.
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Sea-men. My brother told me that
He took the rhombus
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
