What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

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Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile. :(

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator