Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
He had only one pupil.
in the MLA boxing ring
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
I.O.U.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
