Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends