Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.