He only had one pupil.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Because he didn't get arrays.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
