Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends