Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
The letter M
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
He had only one pupil.
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
They'll have no one to sell it to.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Ayyee essay, where are you going
