Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
He made a spectacle of himself.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
They'll have no one to sell it to.
he was ceebs
Exorcise books.