Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.