Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.