It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
The future
A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.
with a woofie.
Ben knocking on this door all morning !
Cos(play)
Rattle-snakes.
A little bit froggy
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Your teeth.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
