Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.