Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.