What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.