What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.