What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.