What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.