Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

I. Jokes More I. Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ?

Alceste to meet him later !

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet