Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !