Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Where does monty python buy his water?

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who Shot JR ?

by U Dunnit

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas