Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

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about 40 years.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much?

A Meanderthal