Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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about 40 years.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.