Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.