What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.