What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined