What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you call a Germany virgin?

Good 'n' Tight

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town