What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel