What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans