What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**