What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Allahu Ackbar!

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Allahu Ackbar!**