Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.